Thank you, so much my dear friend…

Thank you for this wonderful gift of garlic chewing gum…

A gift so great, it made me puke a little in my mouth…

Clearly you care about my friendship, just as much as I care about your friendship that I shall cherish for as long as I live, along with this garlic gum…

I still drool thinking about it, it’s taste, it’s aftertaste, and all the screaming crying puking and giving up on life I had to endure after it…

Clearly, you are a gem of a friend…

Edited by Athan