The Robot Cow

Jon retired from being a mechanic three year ago, now he is 67 and doing great, because he just finished a project he has been working on since he retired; the first and only Robot Cow.

 

Jon just turned on the switch to turn the Robot Cow on when he saw that he left the garage door open. Jon quickly went for the switch to put the door down but just before he did that, the cow came to life, and ran out of Jon’s garage, and down his driveway.

 

Jon Jumped up, and got into his truck and went after the cow, but once he got out of his driveway he saw the cow run into the bush.

 

Jon drove up to spot were the cow had run into the bush, but the Robot Cow was nowhere to be seen and it was getting dark. He decided to just go home and get up at sunrise to look for the cow.

 

Jon could not sleep that night. He was too busy thinking of things that could happen, like what if it got in with the next door neighbours cows? But, they would sooner or later notice that it was not eating, and they would bring it in to give it a needle and they wouldn’t be able to get the needle through the cow’s titanium body and they would call him about it, then all would be fine. But, nothing that lucky ever happens.

 

The next morning, Jon got up and went straight out to look for that Robot Cow. He went into the bush in the spot he saw it go in. Jon walked in about 60 meters when he saw a glint of shine. Hope filled his body. But, when he got up to it, his heart dropped into his toes. The Robot Cow had bullet holes in it!

 

Just ahead a robot hunter was hiding in the brush. The robot hunter was made by Tim, Jon’s crazy evil brother!

 

Jon didn’t see the robot hunter sitting in the brush. He was too mad to think about looking for someone with a gun. One thing Jon didn’t understand is why someone would shoot at a cow, because that’s what they probably thought it was. Jon didn’t know though that it was the robot hunter who shot his robot cow.

 

Jon went back to his house to pick up his tractor, so he could get the Robot cow. When Jon got back, he assessed the damage on the cow. He knew he couldn’t fix it

 

Jon was down, and very sad, even though it was a robot and not a real animal, it felt like one to Jon, and he had worked on it for three years of his life!

 

Three months later

 

Jon is now trying to find a project that he can incorporate parts from the robot cow into.

One sided reffing!

Last night the jets were playing the predators, it was a good game lots of penalties against the jets.

There was a big scrap and out of that only jets players got penalties and i am pretty sure that if your fighting both guys should go to the box or no guys not just one guy from the same team that has been given so many penalties

I have to give it to the jets they held up against a 5 on 3 and the other team didn’t score. So that means the jets are good.

I think all referees should not give so may penalties to one team when the other team deserves penalties. i think it should be changed

I think when Tyler Myers got that penalty i think he deserved it because he was being mouthy and that’s just not right to do that stuff, but sometimes you are so mad things just happen.

Jacob Trouba did deserve that penalty but then after a guy hit Ehlers from behind

this is my opinion so don’t yell at me or get mad because this is what i think.

 

how to saddle a horse

first you catch the horse with a halter and tie it to a sturdy fence. then grab your saddle and saddle blanket, put on your saddle blanket and make sure it is straight. Then throw on your saddle, and make sure all the straps are hanging on the side. Then do up your front strap (also known as your front cinch) by taking the leather strap and putting it throw the metal ring and do it again and make sure the strap is outward after. Then do up your back cinch. It is just like a belt . Make sure if your just riding to have the back cinch looser. Then do up you breast collar or front strap so it is a little loose but it looks good. Then you will grab your bridle and and take off your halter and quickly put your bridle on and make sure every thing is fitting good and it is tight enough that it wont fall off but loose enough that its not choking your horse. Then before getting on tighten up your front cinch and tighten it until its tight (your will know if its to loose your saddle will start to roll over) then get on and ride that pony!!

Turtles

Turtles are my 5th favourite animal. turtle are so interesting how they have a shell and they can go inside of it to protect themselves. I like turtles to because they are so cute, they are cute because they have the cutest faces and the cutest heads. I think turtles are cool because there are so many different different kinds and they come in all shapes and sizes and they come in all colours to which is cool because it helps tell them apart. I wish i had a pet turtle because if it gets out it wont get very far because they are so slow so you cant lose them unless they die which would suck, alot. I think it is the most sad thing when you see turtles up side down and birds eating them it makes me feel depressed. Thats why i like turtle so much they are the 5th best animal ever in my mind.